What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

No way

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

What pet would you strongly not recommend?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What do you think hell is like?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

No go.

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No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

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Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is chudai?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Where did Kamala Harris learn how to change positions so quickly? Did she learn it from working in the world's oldest profession?

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.