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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:26

Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
What pet would you strongly not recommend?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What do you think hell is like?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
No go.
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No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
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Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.